Weather Report

From the front page of today’s local paper:

Prior to today, it has rained on 28 of the last 35 days.
It has rained on 23 of the last 24 days, including one stretch of 15 consecutive days.

But wait, there’s more…
- My discus area is a mud hole, and I can’t seem to get in any practice.
- I’ve been down with a bad cold for the last week and haven’t even been able to go the gym to lift weights.
- The results are in from the Louisville National Senior Games and I will soon drop out of the top 10 list.
- It’s going to take a throw of 145’ 8.5" to get back in the top 10.
- It poured down rain all afternoon today.
- I think my cold is developing into a sinus infection.

This is not looking good.